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FETISH -


TAGS: electric chair shocker fetish bondage fetish your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Whitecamry - March 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
That's Ethel Rosenberg being electrocuted in 1953.
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.


NI NI -


TAGS: holy grail cat
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 1:01 pm
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:35 am
What is the wing velocity of an unladen sparrow in flight?
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:20 pm

Too funny~~~
Nissta - March 11, 2012, 1:58 pm
It's only a flesh wound!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:11 pm
and now you shall cut the mightiest tree in the forrest with... A Herring!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:10 pm
"Ecky Ecky Ecky F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:19 am

....shrubbery you say
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:42 am
Reminds me of RL
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 11:19 pm
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."
jamesvpiii - March 8, 2012, 10:05 pm
Nee . . I think...the Knights who say nee
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
Nih!


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


STUDY - It equals Fail


TAGS: study fail
Rating: 2.66/5
GAY - May 5, 2009, 12:32 am
1 = 0 THEREFORE: YOU = GAY
pro - October 9, 2008, 4:28 pm
(No + 1) = 0, so you can't cancel them. Fail! Study!
Garblerhubarb - October 9, 2008, 2:24 pm
So... Therefore... no fail??? Shit now i'm confused :P
JURGEN - July 20, 2008, 5:37 pm
Erroneous equation,,,obviously didn't study.


GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.


TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.66/5


POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.88/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
With big pointy teeth!


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only assume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber button has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


HEY HONEY - I think the cat is in heat again ...


TAGS: honey cat in heat again
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 7:58 pm

You're on a roll toinight, Mr. B!! Epic ones!~


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those buttons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


HOW TO DRAW AN OWL -


TAGS: tips from uncle airman
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm

lolz
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LOL!
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Exactly.
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Win.
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
lol


SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA


TAGS: ines sainz epic hot sports reporter
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Mephistopholes - April 22, 2009, 6:28 am
God i'm in love with that ass


THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...




GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by samjackson

samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying fuck you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


VIRGINITY -




DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

Thedewd - October 12, 2017, 12:33 pm
There is a reason fathers want son. When you have a son, you only have to worry about one who-ha, When you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL OF THEM...
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.


CURBS - They can be treacherous ;)


TAGS: criminal fail
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

fascistfrenchman - February 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
Please do not spread the compost to make the weeds grow. This article is an internet fake that has been debunked for years.
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story...
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:54 am
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
ughomer - November 22, 2012, 5:50 am
Gud 1, Papa. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:37 am
...and the marine got an "extra pocket".
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 12:43 am
God Bless the men and women of the military now that's serving your country tee hee
Iconoclast - November 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
He's lucky he didn't accidentally fall on his knife and get seriously injured.


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Frawstbyte

domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. Damn amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by malVs

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once




FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always assuming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or bitch about our lives ? HELL FUCKING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking ass compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


FACEDESK - When a facepalm, just doesn't cut it




STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.


TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm betting he drew that with a sharpie.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})


Betrayal -


TAGS: yoshi super video game betrayal fail
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by jackhoff

Hmph! - June 8, 2008, 11:21 pm
I knew Mario couldn't be trusted! Eating shrooms and flowers and shit. Stomping on turtles and kicking the shells. Fucking jerk! >:(


PERMANENT FACEPALM -




MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...




CURSES - Foiled again!


TAGS: curses foiled again
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by apauling

Rod - November 4, 2009, 9:06 pm
A practical joke that shields from EMP!
amina - February 11, 2009, 11:11 pm
i thought this one was pretty funny XD
yon - January 5, 2009, 12:23 am
NO!! Bad Bad apauling puns are not funny!
dunc - November 16, 2008, 3:21 pm
...fuck you
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:22 pm
so funny!


WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, damnit, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary fuck!


People of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: -


TAGS: faith religion
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:32 pm
@ nobodyofdistinction - Atheists claim that truth is that god does not exist. Agnostics say they do not know the truth about God. Whatever your faith believe strongly and live accordingly God the Creator like the passionately wrong more than meh.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:08 pm
MissPriss no you idiot atheists are the only ones NOT claiming to know THE truth. All the faiths claim to be the custodians of the truth and an atheist is someone who says bullcrap you know nothing.
Zeul - August 24, 2015, 9:52 pm
In a word ... Nice!!!
Oldsod - August 24, 2015, 6:33 pm
As a lapsed Baptist, I approve this message...
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:14 pm
And atheists take it a 5L step further claiming to know THE truth...teehee.
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 12:02 pm
Real nice. L L L L L
GaryO - August 24, 2015, 11:11 am
I've always liked this joke. Made a poster on it too, a few yrs back. 5L
concern3 - August 24, 2015, 6:28 am
excellent work a 5er


OH OH OH - the humanity


TAGS: breaking a nail
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:01 pm
Some men (who are pussies) act like a woman
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:21 pm
5l buddies girlfriend cries when she has to trim her nails. buddie got toe crushed by car and the nail went into the sole of his foot
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2012, 1:01 am
Just imagine if they lost an entire finger.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 11:54 am
Yeah. But as Steve, my Lady is low maintenance. Hell, she still gnaws them off while riding shotgun during Wrangler stump jumping escapades. Then there’s her big haired, plunging necklined sister from Texas. I’d cry if she broke one’a them $1000 nails.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:29 am
so true...lol @ greeny, good idea
SteveFurlong - June 22, 2012, 6:08 pm
5L for truth. (Actually, my wife is not at all vain or silly about such things. I lucked out.)
Greeny - June 22, 2012, 5:17 pm
This one's going on the bathroom mirror - 5L


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by house

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Sho



COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after assembling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you


TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crazyman

carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


ITS A JEEP THING -


TAGS: suck fail
Rating: 2.02/5

More motifakes by Chris



DEATHPALM - Because Dying was the only way to get away from the fail that you just did.




SPECTATOR SLOWDOWN -


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.


THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -


TAGS: booze cocktails
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - November 3, 2011, 12:37 pm
I'll be able to sleep better now
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 9:16 pm
What's the lesson here? Oh yeah, Scotch on the Rocks - it even cures big head aches
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 8:06 pm
I just went through all my 250 posters. You're good.
Airman - November 2, 2011, 7:25 pm
this joke came in to me via email this am, so I made it a motifake.. I did not check to see if it had been done before.. so if I did, sorry.. just too lazy to check
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think you stole my idea. Then again, I got so many posters I can't really tell for sure. 5L though.


TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta shot for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Shot ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bullshit tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". Damn, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an anal sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.


TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?


EPIC FAIL - Have just one thing to say... "EEEEWWW!!!"


TAGS: epic fail women
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Naruto123 - February 17, 2013, 4:34 am
She's like Forever Alone tenfold. Duisgusting little creature...
rnbw00 - July 26, 2011, 5:36 pm
I bet even her tits can flex. Put your head between them (you decide which one) and she'll crush the hell out of it.
suru22 - May 5, 2011, 11:15 am
Brings back good old memories of the Labyrinth
Brawler - May 3, 2011, 3:27 pm
No, it's not just you:D
suru22 - May 3, 2011, 3:23 pm
Is it just me or does her face look like a face hollywood would put on a gnome or dwarf or something.


Big Brother -


TAGS: funny email big brother privacy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2013, 12:58 am
T1H2A3N4K5S6 crotchety...that's secret code for thanks. Dammit, back to the drawing board!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 6:00 pm
I got the message.... waitaminute... I see what you did there. 5 wire taps.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 11:52 am
I'll say thanks, but can't guarantee you're the only one getting this message...teehee.
MrStupidGir - June 16, 2013, 10:44 am
hahahahahaha very good one


HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




SON... - I AM PROUD!


TAGS: admit you said it aww
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by kevinek30

Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:01 pm
I gave you 3ls, The Pic Is Nice, But the Text Is Just Shit, this is just another look what i found, a good find, but still not a proper motifake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Agreed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:27 am
Lame 1L


STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.


TAGS: lego brick pain agony soul
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:17 am
Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.
Iconoclast - May 25, 2012, 10:08 pm
Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 7:09 pm
I still limp on cold days.
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
Ahhh stray lego :(


LIFE -


TAGS: game death cards think again
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:21 pm
Golden! shared on fb
gas - December 8, 2011, 12:21 pm
..keep picking card5
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 10:26 am
There should be a heavy metal song about this m/om/


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Fucking excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "Fuck y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


FAITH -


TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Sho

EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm
xD
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.


HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


HEAVY DUTY -


TAGS: cockroach in a tube raid
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 12:55 am
Waid. kills Bugs dead
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 11:30 pm
Any commie worth his weight in beets should know what borscht is.
Verdeckt - August 27, 2011, 10:07 pm
You know what they say - You can beat an egg..
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
what's that?
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 9:21 pm
...borscht.


I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:22 am
monty python eh. 5L


FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness




SECRET INGREDIENTS -


TAGS: coke truck fail
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

slayerabyss - June 2, 2015, 11:22 am
trink is drink in german
Renza - January 22, 2013, 7:21 am
why is drink mispelled on the truck...
MrFurry - February 26, 2012, 8:35 am
coke still better
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:25 am
That's Why I Like Coke !
krazyivanthedivine - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
Thanks man!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:37 pm
you gotta l5ve this one... welcome to the party :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 4:13 pm
Come to thing of it, Coke does taste like 5hit.


AS THE SAYING GOES - a well armed society is a polite society


TAGS: craigs list ad
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - March 8, 2014, 7:15 pm
a pimento at lunch?!!! Sheesh.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 7:14 pm
Ahhh, shucks! When I woke up this morning I thought I had as least one thing still going for me: that I never said anything stupid anywhere on the internet on December 17, 2000 and freakin' 9. So now whatta I got? That I only ALMOST choked to death on
nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:23 am
Assault Riffles are illegal, Semi Automatic Sporting Rifles are legal.
Cyberhagen - October 22, 2012, 11:48 am
Sean, slight reading comp fail: he threw the wallet into a random "pimp mobile", not the robber's car. And so what if he was black, black people don't mug? Or what if the dude was a "redneck" and called his mom "momma"? You're too eager to assume.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
isn't that spelled menage-a-trois?
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:48 pm
that would be the French spelling of enjoyment
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:46 pm
I post these for your enjoyement
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:41 pm
Though gun ownership for self defence makes sense to me. It doesn't justify assault rifles or your own personal armory, but hey, I think that kind of gun ownership is for the greater good. And peace of mind counts for a lot.
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:38 pm
No need. I think I already ruined the fun with my previous comment.
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:36 pm
remebered simpson after I hit post.. hey it's late. Well, it was in Savannah. You haven't snopes'd it yet?
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:34 pm
I like the "momma" and "pimp mobile" references ... just in case we weren't inclined to assume that the robber dude was black. (Not a comment directed at you, Airman, but these gun use fantasy items seem to go outta their way to say non-white assailant).
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
*whispers* The Simpppsssonnsss.
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:26 pm
Nelson Muntz?
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:20 pm
But he left out the part where he made the guy stand there with his hands glasped firmly behind his head, while he then fellated the dude almost to the point of "popping" but then stopped abruptly and said "Ha! Ha!" in his best Nelson Muntz voice.
ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 8:41 pm
Suhweet!!!
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 5:39 pm
EPIC WIN for Alex.
rerun - December 16, 2009, 5:23 pm

all I can say is wow, this is amazing.
aesop's folly - December 16, 2009, 4:50 pm
a masterpeace
Jmac0585 - December 16, 2009, 3:45 pm
It can't be real, but still... Bueno.
CANADA - December 16, 2009, 3:21 pm
PERFECT!


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:18 pm
Got love something that big that can move fast enough to tow a skier.
NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:17 pm
...We'll find that skier yet!
levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Coming About Captian!


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm
Excellent.


MOSH PIT - JUNIOR TRAINING FACILITY




TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


GUN SAFETY TRAINING -




PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class




MEXICAN STORMTROOPER - THE REBEL ALLIANCE IS IN TROUBLES NOW


TAGS: epic fail
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by almarpa

spacedog - June 27, 2010, 3:04 am
Asian tentacles? Nah. I'm more of a Heavy Metal fan. And as to the unfunny posters, I gotta be me.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 3:04 am

whatever you do, do not look at it again.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 3:03 am

I have no idea what you are talking about.....I don't have the ability to moify your post....really (anybody buying this?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:00 am
I'm just razzing you for modifying my post.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:59 am

I did make a nice comment about it, you must be blind.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am

yup. I asked for sex, she called me a "MF:, that sparked the thought "MF" = Motifake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am
Thanks for the nice comment on my calendar space......if only Rerun were so nice..
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am
Ummmmmm.... spae, you can't credit motifake for your "asian tentacle" searches... and subsequent unfunny motifakes of the same nature.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:54 am
Isn't it kinda late for Rerun and Spacedog?..........wives kick you out of bed?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:51 am
LMFAO!!!! Touché fish taco lover!
spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:51 am
HA! That's what I get for looking around the webs for more pictures.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:50 am
Well.....takes one.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:49 am

if he was curled up in the fetal position he could have been doing both with the same hand
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:47 am
(the winner was neejee)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:47 am
And he looked good on the podium. Even if he was playing pocket pool and picking his nose at the same time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:46 am
Meh....Spacedog can take the criticism.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:45 am
Yeah..... I saw how you boooed the winner of the 20-foot dash in the special olympics.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:44 am
Ooooooohhh "Racists" my bad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:44 am
Hey! I'm tough on Races too.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:43 am

everybody including Mr M was banned for racism.....and to think I did it. You guys only thought aggy was tough on racists
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:15 am
Nice to see you too BTW...damn near #$%^ myself that one day when it said I was banned for racism...I sat around for an hour tryin to figure out what the hell I did to piss you off now! lmao
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:10 am
says "fine" and tries shoving them in my mouth! lol
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:09 am
"Proud" may be a bit strong...I've been changing and feeding her since day #1...I'm a pragmatist...I miss the days already when she stayed nice and still when I was changing her...funny part now is when I tell her not to try sucking on my dog tags and she
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:46 am
Ok, when a man is proud when he says that his daughter is "rolling over now" - that's gotta chill you to the core, when taken in perspective. But, it's good to know that you have reached the assisted changing stage now. I'm good... nice to see you around.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 1:44 am
She's good...rolling over now...makes it a @#$% changing a damn diaper!lol How's your liver doing? hehe
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:11 am
DSA!!! How's it going, stranger? How is your daughter doing?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 12:51 am
Anyone else curious why Aggy owns a gerbil? Just sayin...hehe : )
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:43 am
Well, except for Moo+ & TTH, that's pretty much why we're all here. ;)
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:42 am
Unless anyone is mexican?
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:40 am
In all seriousness Aggy, I'm just here for the laughs, I'm not trying to ruin anyone's day.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:18 am
Clamps? I'm seeing a challenge in entry... unless I'm just too "resistant"
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:17 am
yeah, i just use clamps... on the gerbil i mean.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:13 am
LMAO!!!! I wondered if anyone used x-ray glasses more creatively than I do! When I put them on, I can see right through the electrical tape wrapped around my gerbil.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:13 am
NSFW sea monkeys lol
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:09 am
I take it you have never seen a naked sea monkey. Hubba hubba.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:08 am
Y'know the guy who started selling sea monkeys also is the same guy responsible for x-ray glasses. I don't really know where I'm going with this.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:02 am
A seamonkey tank? Because although durable, they always tip over and kill the residents.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:01 am
Oh Aggy... don't you know... I have the skin... of a tank? =)
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:11 pm
Cranky... it's funny... just make sure you can take better than you can give.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:10 pm
Troubles... brilliant!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
I think you've made your point. poster=1 Crankyhead's comment =5.
crankyhead - June 26, 2010, 6:52 pm
I was gonna make a joke about Phydeaux, Aggy, Jake and a discount sperm bank but I didn't want to give the impression I'm an asshole. So I'll let someone else say it instead.


MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.




The pot of gold -


TAGS: beer rainbow
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm

NEENER NEENER
maoworks2 - May 1, 2013, 9:39 am
That's The Best I've Seen This Morning, Cheers 5 Cold L And Happy Hump Day.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:24 am

Beer - taste the rainbow! (#160133) 5(drunken)Ls


WALKING ON WATER -




AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a porno.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


YOU FAIL AT FAILING AT FAILING - And Mr.Paperclip has come to point out the obvious


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Chelsea

Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 9:47 am
Do'nt understand. Why a 2.6 average? This motifake deserves a 5, at least!
Seb - December 16, 2008, 5:20 pm
Haha, that made me chuckle. Well done.


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


UNDERAPPRECIATED - Fred Astaire is considered a legend of dance, yet Ginger Rogers did everything that he did, except backwards and in high heels.


TAGS: fred astaire ginger rogers
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by angus90

nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:42 pm
Fred was an acrobat, dancer, guitarist, pianist, and an expert in performance art. He was very smart and deserves all of the praise he gets. I'm sick an tired of women trying to demean the things men do.
GaryO - May 9, 2015, 10:45 am
there's a lotta unsung heroes from back in the day...angus90 made good posters


TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's ass. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


HEROES -


TAGS: credit fair unfair life hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

HallieMarie - February 27, 2012, 1:17 am
=) I like it!
Hawamleh - February 2, 2012, 9:53 pm
Why thank you :D
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:28 pm
Y'know, every time I see this poster come up (say, The HOT List), I smile and laugh a bit. Has to be the cutest poster ever. :D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:49 pm
Thank you
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:13 pm
clever...5 credits


AWESOME, HUH?! - Wanna see me eat it?


TAGS: fat ugly stupid fail owned
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:15 pm
That was clearly a troll.....It helps when you view more than your own posters Jmac...WWJD? (he'd check the whole site, he was cool that way)
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:28 pm
So Are we back to starting fights over 6 month old conversations? I get the filling we have a Timmy in our midst
Jmac0585 - December 27, 2010, 1:17 pm
@Stale- Sorry, I forgot, the eighth grade is out of school for the next few weeks. Might want to go back to the shallow end. Or read the rules.
emsilent - May 11, 2010, 11:44 pm
get in mah belly!!!
Chef - May 11, 2010, 1:56 pm
This STILL makes me laugh evertime I see it... I DO want to see him eat it... anyone have that pic?
lolman - September 23, 2009, 2:06 am
Whale*
lolman - September 23, 2009, 2:06 am
I find the total irony in the sign behind his head "Fitting Room" lol - that dude wouldnt fit into anything other than a whalses mouth... and even that would be stretching it (pardon the pun)
MO - July 24, 2009, 12:13 am
Sean, he plays for the Saskatchewan Iron pigs!!
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 12:01 am
IHOP popper? I'm.... oh, let's call it "enthusiastically" intrigued
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:59 pm
WHAT?! You're takin to my man? Easy or I'll have to use that IHOP Popper on your ass!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:58 pm
uh oh, Aggy? What's up??
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:58 pm
(cringing)... did she take that as a joke? I hope she did? Is she clenching her fists?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:57 pm
Shhhh, Nik.... I'm taking to the man.
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:56 pm
Around again? What do you mean? We've been talkin all night.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:55 pm
Right hook? Wait.... she's part irish, ya?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:53 pm
BINGO!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:53 pm
Ohhhh, Romo ... he's that auto-eroticist who also happens to be a celebrity with some unknown sporting affiliation. That clears THAT up.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:52 pm
Good to have you around again, MO.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:52 pm
See? No room for discussion with women.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:51 pm
Dudes, she's been going to the gym and working with a personal trainer. That right hook is gonna be a real knock out. Great....
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:50 pm
Romos the shit...I'm a chick...& that's all i have to say about that. goodnight.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:50 pm
I'm fine.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Hi, Nik. Nice to see you here. How's things?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Know me all too well, MO... gotta switch up the tactics!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:48 pm
Romo actually has a chance to be a good QB, now that he sidelined Jessica. She was BAD for him.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:48 pm
Crap hun, he's pulling that hypno-coqui on us! Don't fall for.....chirrp, chirrp, I hate rom...
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:47 pm
Is who bothered?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:46 pm
Are you bothered by my making fun of Nik's man?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
LMAO!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
WTFMO?? No sir!! I'm not phyco..yet!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
You said it, you know what needs to be splained.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
When in Rome ... do the dude eveyone else is doing?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
Strong case, Sean.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
Explain Romosexual?
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
He-a, he-a, he-a is making jokes....ass!!! lol floor...ect..
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
With that kinda logic MO, who needs WTFO to explain to us how Clinton single-handedly caused 911? Oh, and might I add: Kevin Bacon yadda yadda yadda ... Canadian Bacon!!!!!!!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
That's right you do.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
Uh-oh! I got 'splainin to dooooo!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
Whoa!! What the shit is goin on?!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
Niiiiiice.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:39 pm
Your humor Uzi over....
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:37 pm
But, let's not forget, He-Nik is a Romosexual!!!!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:37 pm
Dizzying, MO!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Nope! That's a greek copy of an Israeli Uzi, and every one knows that Uzi is the Greek version of Jacuzzi, which in turn is the national heat source during the long cold winters...in Canada. So there you go!! Canadian!!!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:19 pm
How can you tell that, MO? Because the spelling is at least a close approximation?
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:15 pm
written in Canadian...
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:14 pm
Sean, the green sign in the background is obviously Canadian. And I'd say there's little to no chance that that big old Canuck is "fitting in that room!!"
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:08 pm
Only in America, Liam. Only in America.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 11:04 pm
How does this fat slob find the energy to make the money he needs to buy a gun and feed his fat ass for a week. He's gotta be pushin' 450.
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:45 am
No worries, Jmac... I'm fringe, anyhow.
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 10:04 am
Please forgive my omission of you from the list of worthy motifakers, AG. Honest oversight.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
Rednecks rarely go to a gun store and purchase a firearm before making sure it... fits.
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 3:09 pm
I just noticed the sign above the door. Sean, LD, Bone, nick it and go.


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


EPIC FAIL - Online dating isn't all it's cracked up to be.


TAGS: epic fail online dating
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Tigerwolf

booger13 - March 27, 2010, 12:15 am
but its not S*x in public if you leave HOT sauce HOGTIED >__> i dont think , even Sean would pass her up .
Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:40 pm
Complete success for the bondage & sex-in-public aficionados.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:08 pm
Uhm, guest ... because he's ... a ... LUMBERJACK.
guest - September 5, 2009, 3:49 pm
why the hell would you leave when the she is tied up...
DataPimp - August 27, 2009, 10:20 am
I'd hit that
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 11:08 am
Didn't work out to well for me. The worst possible scenario occured, I got married.
TJ - July 15, 2009, 11:02 am
I'm sorry... but does anyone else think this is hot?


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